Page 2 of Romero and Juliette

Mustang_Ranger: Hey, I saw you mention sunshine, dogs and tacos in your profile. That’s basically my holy trinity right there.

FleetwdLvr05: Haha, same. Add margaritas to the mix and we’re soulmates.

Mustang_Ranger: Okay, but crucial question — crunchy or soft tacos? This could make or break us.

FleetwdLvr05: Soft. But only if the tortilla’s warm. You?

Mustang_Ranger: Crunchy. I guess this is our first fight. We’ll need to talk it out over margaritas.

Lame screen name, but promising as far as the conversation.

FleetwdLvr05: Your profile says you make “the best coffee in town.” That’s a bold claim.

Joshua_TX99: It’s true. I’ve been banned from three cafes for stealing their customers.

FleetwdLvr05: Ha! What’s your secret?

Joshua_TX99: Can’t reveal it until our second date. First, you have to survive my bad puns.

Okay, Joshua, you have some promise too. I mean, who doesn’t love a good pun?

FleetwdLvr05: Okay, serious question. Pineapple on pizza: yes or no?

Mustang_Ranger: Absolutely not. That’s a war crime.

FleetwdLvr05: Wrong answer. You just failed the vibe check.

Mustang_Ranger: I’ll take the loss. But if you bring the pineapple, I’ll bring the pizza.

FleetwdLvr05: Deal. You’ve got good negotiation skills.

Mustang_Ranger: Part of my job.

FleetwdLvr05: Oh? What do you do?

Mustang_Ranger: A little bit of everything. Technically, I’m retired.

That’s when I should ask him how old he is, but I truly don’t care. I mean it’s not like he’s gonna be on this app if he’s a grandfather or whatever.

Mustang_Ranger: What do you do besides eating blasphemous pizza and listening to a lot of Stevie Nicks?

He cracked my code. The code I didn’t think was all that mysterious, but he’s the first guy on here to recognize Fleetwood Mac. Hard not to find that attractive!

FleetwdLvr05: I work with my hands. Mostly engines.

Mustang_Ranger: A woman who knows how to get her hands dirty. Color me intrigued.

FleetwdLvr05: Rough day. I think my coffee machine hates me.

Mustang_Ranger: Coffee machines can sense weakness. You have to stare them down until they submit.

FleetwdLvr05: I tried that. It hissed at me.

Mustang_Ranger: Okay, maybe it’s possessed. You want me to drop by with backup coffee?

FleetwdLvr05: Ha! You’re not local, remember?

Mustang_Ranger: Right. But I’d still bring it if I could. Everyone deserves good coffee and a better day.