The comments underneath the newer repost are mostly amused.
WAIT. Are the cleric and the paladin married?
Someone replies:
yeah I think so
Another:
but bard literally just married rogue guy
Then:
pretty sure cleric is dating both of them too??
And:
what's going on with leather guy because respectfully... hello
I snort.
Griffin reads that one over my shoulder. “People are calling him ‘leather guy?’”
“They don't know his name yet.”
“Good.”
I search Reddit next.
There is, because humanity is doomed, already a thread in a Denver music subreddit.
Grave Intentions frontman apparently in a polycule?
I open it.
Most of the comments aren't even judgmental.
They're just incredibly nosy.
I saw them at Halloween like two years ago and assumed something was up.
Honestly good for them.
Tattoo guy married musician guy, brunette is married to firefighter guy, and I think they're all together somehow?
Where does glasses guy fit?
Someone responds:
Maybe he just lives there.
I laugh. “Oh, Ronan is going to love being demoted to roommate.”
Griffin groans. “Don't encourage Dex.”
My phone buzzes again.
Dex