Page 51 of Take Two

Actually, no I’m not.

I’m absolutely, categorically spiraling.

#JamieMaxwellHiveInShambles

#ThoughtsAndPrayers #ThisIsMyJokerOriginStory #SendHelp

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HOLLYWOOD’S GOLDEN BOY SPENDING SUMMER IN SEATTLE?

Cyaire Reed may be in Seattle filming his latest project, but fans appear significantly less interested in the production and considerably more interested in exactly who he has been spending his downtime with.

Over the last several weeks, Reed has been repeatedly spotted throughout Seattle alongside Seattle Vipers player, Jamie Maxwell, fueling widespread speculation that the pair may be considerably more than casual friends. The sightings have increased in frequency and intimacy, drawing attention from entertainment media and sports press alike.

Neither Reed nor Maxwell have commented publicly. Representatives for both men have declined all requests for a statement.

COMMENTS

@MovieBuff22: Who is Jamie Maxwell?

@CinemaQueen: Apparently he’s a hockey player.

@SeattleSportsDad: “Apparently.” The absolute disrespect. I am shaking.

@HOCKEYHOMEGURLHATTIE

First of all.

I need the entire entertainment media apparatus to stop referring to Jamie Maxwell as simply ‘a hockey player’, as though that adequately covers it, as though that does anything approaching justice to the situation.

That is the rough equivalent of describing Cyaire Reed as ‘a guy who reads lines out loud for money’.

Technically accurate.

Deeply, personally offensive.

For those requiring a full briefing on exactly who Jamie Maxwell is, allow me:

Stanley Cup Champion.

Seattle Vipers two-way forward.

Number 17.

Owner of what appears to be an essentially limitless collection of hoodies in varying shades of grey and navy.

A man who successfully avoided every single dating rumor, every piece of public speculation, and every tabloid sidebar for years, only to get photographed by approximately every tourist currently visiting Seattle simultaneously.

The discipline. The restraint. The absolute collapse of said restraint.

#PutSomeRespectOnHisName #Number17 #IAmExhausted #PressMoment

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INSIDERS QUESTION REED’S LATEST ROMANCE

The actor’s increasingly frequent public appearances with Maxwell have prompted significant fan speculation, with many questioning whether the Vipers forward has become Reed’s latest romantic interest.