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SECTION SEVEN

DRINKS

J&D’s Tequila Sundown

Jessica’s Modified Vodka and Water

Best Espresso

Derek’s 1800 Margarita

Old Fashioned

Jessica’s Mimosa

Jessica’s Spanish Sangria

J&D’S TEQUILA SUNDOWN

DIFFICULTY: No.

TIME: It’s a fucking mixed drink, really?

What you’ll need from the cupboard: A Highball glass (it’s the tall one with slightly tapered sides). A spoon.

What you’ll need from the pantry: Tequila. Ice. Orange Juice. Sparkling water, preferably Market Pantry Strawberry Lemonade Sparkling Beverage from Target.

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Pour 3/4 of a cup of orange juice in your glass.

Add a shot and a half of tequila if you’re like Jessica, or two shots if you’re like Derek.

Stir.

Add 1/4 cup of the above-mentioned sparkling water.

Add ice.

Garnish with an orange wedge.

Last summer (2019) Derek and Jess were out of nearly everything. Because there was nothing else left, they made these one day.

In no time, they were both falling down drunk, and extremely happy.

Since then, they’ve been a hit in this household.

Enjoy.