Page 63 of The Fed Sex Man

“Fine. Three hundred. But you’re going to call me Spanky, and you’re going to tell me my cock is huge.”

“Three hundred dollah for massage. Put money under lamp. No check. No credit card. You like for sure.”

“But you’re going to—”

“Three hundred dollah. For massage. You like.”

“Ohhh. For the massage. I gotcha.”

The room fell silent for a moment, and then he began to moan.

“Oh, Sparky, you so big,” she cooed. “Hard for little girl to fit in mouth.”

The moaning sounds became more visceral. A light thumping sound followed, and then the paper-thin wall began to shake.

“Sparky, your cock so big. You come in little girl mouth, Sparky? Me want you come in mouth.”

“Spanky,” he groaned. “Spanky!”

“Spanky extra fifty dollah,” she demanded. “I use special paddle. You like.”

Jenny covered her mouth with her clenched fist. While mistah big time re-reminded Linda of his preferred nickname, Jenny sprinted toward the bookshelf and then let out a laugh.

“You couldn’t make this shit up.” She giggled. “We ought to write a book.”

“Shhh.”

“I can’t listen to any more of it,” she whispered. “I’m going to pee my pants. It’s almost as entertaining as you and FedSex going at by the storage room yesterday.”

I pushed myself away from the wall and tip-toed to where she stood. “Oh my God. You heard us?”

Her face washed with guilt. “I watched you.”

“You watched?”

“Fuck yeah. It was hot as fuck.”

“You watched? Like, you watched us?”

“From right here.”

“For how long?”

“All of it. He’s hung like a freaking donkey. That shit’s crazy.”

My face went flush. I covered my cheeks with my open palms. “Oh. My. God.”

“What did you expect? He lifted your dress up, slammed you against the wall, and shoved you full of dick. There wasn’t much else going on here, so I watched.”

I found it strangely sexy that she watched us have sex without my knowledge. It was almost like I was the star in one of the porn videos I’d spent so many evenings masturbating to.

I lowered my hands. “I didn’t look stupid, did I?”

“You looked sexy as fuck.”

“Really?” I asked.

“Really.”