Page 34 of The Fed Sex Man

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Jo

Seatedat a booth in one of my favorite Mexican restaurants, I couldn’t have been happier. I was another date wit Tyson, and Jenny met a man who just might meet her strange dating criteria.

Shawn’s storytelling was second to none. He was cute. He used his hands when he spoke. There were only two questions left.

His loyalty and his dick.

“Guys don’t normally go to the bathroom together, do they?” Jenny asked.

I took a quick glance toward the restroom. “I have no idea.”

“Shawn’s funny,” she said.

“Funny ha-ha, or funny weird?”

She reached for a chip. “Ha-ha funny.”

“Yeah, he is.”

“You know how girls who have a lot in common hang out together?” she asked.

“What do you mean?”

“In school, all the girls who were attention whores hung out together. They were always buying new outfits, comparing purses, wearing the latest styles, and they all got their hair done every four weeks on the dot. And, all the hippies hung out together, wearing their earth-friendly shoes and pull-over hoodies that reeked of weed. It’s just, I don’t know, people that are alike hang out together, right?”

“Oh. Yeah. Birds of a feather…”

She held my gaze. “If Shawn drives a car like Tyson’s, they’re obviously a lot alike.”

“They seem to be pretty close friends,” I said in agreement. “I’m guessing they’re similar in many ways.”

She grinned. “That’s what I’m hoping.”

“Oh. My God.” I giggled. “You’re talking about his dick, aren’t you?”

“Uh huh.”

“What if he’s got a Roma?” I whispered.

“Then, this’ll be the last time he sees me.”

“Seriously?”

She dunked the chip into the salsa and paused. “Seriously.”

“What if he’s got a great big one?”

“If it’s like Tyson’s?” She left the chip in the bowl of salsa and leaned against the back of the booth. A glassy-eyed stare followed. “I’ll ride him like a dime store pony.”

“Would you have sex with him tonight if he wanted?”

“Hell yes.” She leaned forward and pulled the chip from the bowl of salsa. “I mean, as long as he’s willing to wear a condom. Why wouldn’t I?”

“I dunno.”

“If Tyson wants to fuck you tonight, would you do it?”