TWO - Cash
In additionto housing our motorcycles and cars, the garage of our MC’s clubhouse acted as a repair facility for all personal modes of transportation. Ghost lowered the Mustang’s motor into the engine bay and checked the positioning. After satisfying himself that it was exactly where he wanted it to be, he looked up. “Like that waitress at the fish place in Oceanside?”
“No. This chick had more than big titties. She had some serious curves. Perfect ass, nice thick legs. And, she had good hair. Big hair.”
I conjured up an image of her perfectly round ass jostling up and down in her pajamas as she paced the driveway. My cock stiffened at the thought. I shifted my attention to Ghost and shook my head lightly.
He gazed at the engine for a moment, and then looked at me. “Was she built like Amy Betterman?”
Amy was a thick-legged cheerleader in high school that had nice tits and a spectacular ass. Although she sparked none of our interest during school, it was easy to look back at those days and wonder what was wrong with us when we were kids. The five of us would fight each other to get a shot at her now. Back then, all we wanted a girl who was built like a pencil and wasn’t afraid to put a dick in her mouth.
“Exactly!” I blurted.
“No shit?” His eyebrows raised. “She looked like Amy fucking Betterman?”
“Pretty much. But her hair wasn’t blonde. It was kinda blackish.”
“It’s funny. When we were kids, we all called her BUTT-erman.” He reached for his bottle of beer. “We were fools. That was one fine bitch.”
“I was just thinking the same thing.”
“So, you just left?” He asked. “You didn’t try to get in her pants?”
“She wasn’t wearing pants.”
He sipped his beer. “Pants, shorts, whatever.”
“Pajamas.”
One eyebrow raised. “Bra?”
“Nope.”
“Cantaloupe-sized tits in a pajama top without a bra, and you just left?” He looked me over and then coughed out a laugh. “I’m calling bullshit.”
“I told you, the fuckin’ cops showed up. While I was answering all the questions, some little short fucker escorted her up to the house. I didn’t see her after that.”
“He’s probably balls-deep in that shit right now,” he said stone-faced. “A big-dicked man in uniform is an irresistible combination.”
“Who says he’s got a big dick?” I asked in an irritated tone. “He might be hung like a mouse.”
“You said the cop was a little short fucker, right?”
“Yeah. He came up to her shoulder, why?”
“Little cops always have great big dicks,” he said matter-of-factly.
I crossed my arms and gave him a look of disbelief. “According to who?”
“Statistics. Little cops are always hung like mules.”
“Where the fuck do you get police dick data? Sounds like more of that fake news to me.”
He shrugged one shoulder. “It’s common knowledge.”
“It’s common bullshit,” I said with a wave of my hand.
Accepting that a height challenged big-dicked cop was fucking her while I answered a barrage of questions was impossible. If anyone should have been fucking her, it was me, and not some lame-assed cop that barely came up to her shoulder.