Page 25 of Christmas D*ck

Chapter 12

The front door opened.Randy stepped to the side, giving full view of the man who stood in its opening.

“That’s him,” Kaci shouted out the open window.

“You sure you’re okay with this,” I asked the driver.

With the steering wheel gripped tightly in her hands and her eyes fixed on the front porch, she gave her response.

“I’m perfectly okay with it,” she said. “When they’re done, see if they’re willing to give my ex a visit.”

I considered myself lucky.

Randy punched Josh in the face twice really fast, and then caught him as he fell. With Dick at his side, he dragged Josh’s limp body halfway to the street. Then, Josh began to struggle.

Randy smacked him again, and then got him in a choke hold. After dragging him to the side of the car, he gestured for Kaci to roll up the window.

When she did, he smashed Josh’s face against the glass.

“See that girl in there?” Randy asked. “Remember her?”

“Kaci?” Josh whined. “What’s going on?”

Kaci cracked the window. “You’re getting what you’ve deserved for a long time, asshole.”

Randy spun Josh around and punched him in the face.

Josh took a wild swing at Randy, but Randy dodged it, swinging another punch in the process. His fist plowed against the side of Josh’s head, knocking him against the hood of the car.

When he tried to stand, Randy hit him again. Then, he lifted him from the hood.

“Can you hear me?” he asked.

Josh nodded.

“Yes, or no?” Randy asked.

“Yes,” Josh sputtered through bloody lips.

“Just so we’re clear,” Randy said. “This is for what you’ve done to that girl. If you ever come in contact with her for any reason, or if you ever touch another girl like that again, my brother and I will come back here, and I’ll mop these streets with your stupid ass. We clear?”

Josh nodded.

Randy punched him in the stomach several times, causing Josh to vomit.

I thought that would be the end of it, but it wasn’t. While Josh attempted to lower himself to his knees, Randy punched him in the face repeatedly. Eventually, Josh crumbled into a pile of battered flesh in front of the car.

The Uber driver rolled down her window. “Kick him in the nuts,” she shouted. “For me.”

Randy looked at Kaci. Kaci cracked the window. “Okay by me.”

Randy drew his foot back, swung it toward Josh’s crotch, and kicked him in the balls so hard it scooted him across the asphalt two feet.

“That was awesome,” the driver said.

“I hate that prick,” Kaci said.

Using Josh’s hair as a handle, Randy dragged him all the way to the front porch, and then tossed him onto the steps. While Dick stood guard at the porch, Randy walked back to the car.