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Tractor part’s coming Saturday. I’ll bring it out to ya if it comes before we get to the pumpkin patch

And I dropped off the tickets at the school

BECCA

Thank you

Did she call you Big Daddy?

TYLER

That’s a you problem

BECCA

What’s the problem?

You like it too much?

Does somethin for ya?

You lookin’ for a Big Mama to round out the house?

TYLER

If I take on a Big Mama, I need her to be a sugar mama

BECCA

Sorry, the only sugar I’ve got is collateral and lots of chicken eggs

TYLER

Wait

BECCA

No we cannot egg Miss Kristen’s house. That’s a waste of my girls’ hard work

And besides, what did Miss Kristen ever do to you?

TYLER

Not that

If I’ve got better credit and you’ve got collateral

…

We could have a solution to both our problems

BECCA

Tyler Davis, did you just propose to me over text message?

TYLER

No…