“My poor, poor eyes,” she complained, slamming her hand over her eyes. “They’ll never be the same.”
Rolling her eyes, Phoebe shook her head. “Like mine recovered from seeing your naked tango with—”
“I forgive you!” Alex rushed, dropping her hand.
What was this?
Without an invitation, Alex jumped on the bed where Phoebe had slept, stretching out.
“Shove off, Alex.” I pulled the blankets tighter around us. I wasn’t embarrassed being seen naked. I could just do without the physical critique the demon felt necessary to share with anyone she met that day.
“No can do, dimple butt. Our girl has her first TV interview today and she should have been up twenty minutes ago.”
“She is right here,” Phoebe pointed out, affronted.
“Anyway,” Alex chattered on as if she hadn’t spoken. “We have to get some coffee into her, at least two cups. We only have ten minutes before the makeup people arrive.”
“What about breakfast?” I was all about making sure Phoebe ate. She’d lost too much weight since the shooting.
Alex gave me an unimpressed look. “Like I said, coffee.” Glancing over my shoulder, she frowned. “Your husband needs a lesson on nutrition.”
“Dare I ask if it’s safe to come up?” my mom hollered from downstairs.
Flopping back on the bed, I groaned. Great. Just what this morning needed.
“It’s cool, breakfast-delivering slave,” Alex yelled back, then paused. “Actually, stay there. They’ll be right down.”
With a stern look, she threw herself out of our bed, heading downstairs with a chorus of “my poor, poor eyes” echoing after her.
“Don’t worry.” Phoebe rubbed her hand on my back. “She’ll move out once she figures out who she’s going to torture next.”
I doubted that. “She’s here until she doesn’t want to be.” As much as Alex made sure my blood pressure was nice and high, I wasn’t going to ask her to leave. She was family, even if I refused to admit it to Satan’s little helper. The woman didn’t need any more encouragement. “How do you feel about a little guest cottage at the back of the property?”
I’d been up late drawing up the designs thinking Alex having a bit of space while still being close was the perfect solution. Now, if I could find a way to have holy water come out of the taps…
“You’d do that?”
“For you? Anything.” I kissed her until she pulled back, her breathing erratic. Damn it.
“NOW, DIMPLE DICK!”
Phoebe giggled and I decided to keep my retort to myself. After all, this was the rest of my life. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Epilogue
“Ride my cock, baby.”
I froze on the stairs.
Nope. Absolutely not.
“I’m going to fill this sweet little cunt so full; you’ll feel me all day, Mrs. Brockmann.” Phoebe’s answering moan said it all.
Ugh. I wanted to hate them. The happy newlyweds. I couldn’t, though. I was too happy for my best friend and her new husband, even if I gave him shit on a regular basis.
After all Phoebe had been through in the last couple of years, especially the last couple of months, my girl had earned her happiness, and Wanda and I were ready for anyone who tried to take it from her.
Flopping down on the living room couch, I pulled my earbuds out of the case and shoved them in my ears. I’d had to invest in a pair with significant noise-canceling abilities to drown out the sound of the never-ending fuck-fest.