The woman giggled. “No, I’m single. You tryna change that?”
Not a fuckin’ chance.
“I’m sayin’, though, you look the fuck good. You tryna duck off somewhere and get to know each other while yo’ kids is occupied?”
She bit her lip in consideration, and I knew her ass was a bird. Icelynn would never. I mean, we fucked within hours of knowing each other, but she made a nigga work hard for that shit. My dick twitched just thinking about her, and my eyes found her again. My smile widened when I noticed her stomping toward us.
“That doesn’t sound too bad—”
“Here. Drink this,” Icelynn said. She shoved a little carton of chocolate milk at me with a swirly, red straw.
I looked at her, confused, as she looked around impatiently.
“I don’t want this. Yo’ ass knows I’m lactose intolerant.” I tried to push the milk back at her.
“Drink.” Her stern expression landed on me.
I smiled. Baby was so pretty when she was mad.
“I don’t—”
“You need to hydrate,” she insisted.
“Why?”
Icelynn glanced behind her at the woman I’d been talking to and then looked at me. “You seemed thirsty, nigga. Drink.”
I chuckled. “You funny, Juicy.”
“Do it look like I’m doin’ mothafuckin stand up right now?” she asked as she cocked her head to the side.
With a sigh, I put the red straw to my mouth and took a small sip. “Happy?”
Her eyes narrowed. “All of it, Beretta. Don’t fuckin’ play with me.”
I may not have known Icelynn for long, but I knew her well, which meant if I didn’t drink this shit, the liquid in the carton would end up all over my clothes, and probably my hair too.
I huffed out another breath and chugged the damn chocolate milk before I shoved the carton into her hands. “You can go now. I was speaking to . . .” I glanced at the woman with three kids and fucked-up teeth.
“Uh . . . Krissy.”
“Krissy.” I finished my sentence with amusement dancing across my face.
Icelynn’s brow arched. Still without acknowledging Krissy, she asked, “Oh yeah? About custody battles? Joint custody?”
“Huh?” I asked.
“Excuse me?” Krissy crossed her arms over her big breasts.
Icelynn glanced at Krissy again and shrugged. “It looks like you don’t know how to keep a man, and I figured you got a kid since you’re here at my nephew’s party. That means you must know a lot about joint custody.”
“Bitc—”
“I wouldn’t finish that sentence, love. I beat bitches up for fun,” Icelynn replied as she looked at her nails nonchalantly.
Krissy needed saving, and she didn’t realize it. Icelynn was real-life crazy. I stepped between them and looked down at Icelynn. I grinned. “You tryna leave wit’ me?”
“Boy, fuck you,” she spat as she walked away.