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Olliebear? Baseball advice? He’s on fire right now.

Stone

Maybe you should all shut up and let him ask his question, and then we’ll all know.

Me

So, yeah… it is about sex, actually.

Michaels

I win!

Barnes

What exactly do you win, Shane?

Michaels

The glory, man.

Barnes

… The glory of what?

Michaels

Of being right, bro!

Stone

Olander, you’re just going to have to text over these two. What can we help you with?

Me

So, I was wondering if anyone has any tips on…

Winters

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Barnes

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Michaels

BRO, THE SUSPENSE

Me

Deep throating.

Michaels

YES, BRO. Tonight. Me and you, deep throating session.

Winters