Page 79 of Dickathlon

“Jesus, it’s going to feel like someone’s blowing a balloon up inside of you.”

I immediately started laughing, imagining a cum balloon inside of me, and then Quinn joined me. And for the next minute, we were laughing so hard. I slid down to the floor. I couldn’t breathe, the tears were streaming down my face.

“Oh God. Oh God. Don’t say things like that. I’m gonna burst into laughter mid-fuck thinking of that.”

“Well, if what you said is true.” She mimed an explosion emanating from her crotch. “You’re gonna need to use a condom with a large reservoir.”

“I’m sure Declan will be prepared.” I picked myself off the floor and continued packing. “To be honest, though, I’m not sure we’re going to use condoms. He’s been tested and I haven’t been with anyone in years.”

“He doesn’t need you to get tested?”

I shook my head. “I did anyway, last week, just to be safe, and I’m good.”

“Well, alright, then. Forget the cum balloon. Declan’s gonna fill you up like an eclair!”

“If only it tasted like frosting!”

“Wow, you’ve tasted it? You’re so committed already. I feel like if there were a sex Olympics, you might win.”

“Well, if there’s a dick lottery, Declan won. And by extension, me.”

“When’s your flight?”

“In a couple hours. I was gonna Uber, but if you wanna give me a ride, you can.”

“Sure. I’ll give you a ride…” She paused for effect. “So you can go ride Declan.”

God, I hoped so.

* * *

“Babe!”

I saw his sky blue Wrangler as soon as I heard him yell. I smiled, waved, and practically sprinted across the road to meet him. It felt like I was a kid being let out for recess and I saw the slide I wanted to go down. I jumped as soon as he was within reach and he caught me perfectly. I sighed when I felt his meaty hands squeeze my butt.

“Fuck, I missed you.”

“Mmm.” I nuzzled against his neck, inhaling his cologne. ”Me too.”

When I had my fill, I let go and dropped to the ground, making my way to his car. I noticed the doors were off the Jeep.

“Are you trying to make us look as hot as possible?”

“What?”

“The doors are off. Everyone can see our hot bods.”

He started to walk around the hood, coming to my side.

“What are you doing?”

“I’m putting your door back on. You made a good point. I’m not sharing you with everyone on the road.”

“Get outta here!” I pushed him back the way he came. “I’ll be buckled in, so no one can steal me away.”

“They better not even try.”

“I have a feeling you could run them down.” I gave him some side-eye. “See what I did there.”