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“Realized what? He was naked? Sorry, I just kind of stopped thinking when I saw it.”

I had to admit Declan’s dick had that effect on me sometimes, but if we kept talking about it, it would become a thing.

“You got a boyfriend?”

“How’d you know I’m gay?” Colton leaned in to whisper.

“Well, I don’t think a straight guy would’ve talked to me this long about my boyfriend’s penis.”

Colton laughed. “Alright, you got me.”

“And to answer your original question, he’s good. Getting ready.”

“Who’s getting ready?” Ford asked, taking the seat on my other side.

“His boyfriend, Declan,” Colton answered for me.

“Hunk alert!”

I whipped my head around and gave Ford’s shoulder a punch.

“What?” Ford shrugged. “That was the title of the article.”

“What article?”

“You haven’t seen it? I would’ve thought you’d have a media alert for your names or something. It’s from Cosmo. ‘Hunk Alert: The Ten Most Bangable Bros at the Olympics’.”

“Bangable? Seriously?” I pulled out my phone and went to Google.

“Am I on the list?” Colton asked.

“He’s taken. And gay. Why would they put him on a list like that?” I was fuming out loud.

“Cause he’s hot.” Orion, sitting in front of me, had finally joined in.

“Ugh, not you too?”

The article was easy to find.

Jack Davies. Ilya Ovsjanikov. Colton Walker. Declan Moore.

Fuck, he’s number one.

I wasn’t surprised. He was an Olympian. The name came from the Greek gods for a reason.

“What’s his name?” the guy sitting next to Orion asked.

Orion told him and they proceeded to image search Declan on Orion’s phone.

“Chill out, dude. Take it as a compliment.” Ford patted me on the back.

“I am on it! I’m bangable!”

“Colton Walker!” Cam’s mom’s voice pierced the air. “As happy as I am that some ladies at Cosmo think you have a nice bod”—Colton cringed when she said that word—“I’m about to watch my son compete in the Olympics. Can you keep it down?”

“Sorry, Mrs. Kane. Can do.”

Orion and the other guy were practically giggling. Colton looked appropriately shamed, but was somehow still smirking. Ford just smiled and grabbed my knee.