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“No, you’re not.”

“Well…I feel a little bad.”

“I can’t believe you couldn’t last one night.”

“I was looking forward to it all day! And look at your body, I can’t help it! I tried, but I kept thinking about you fucking me and I slipped a finger in my-”

“Stop talking! La la deedle da.” I shoved my fingertips in my ears.

“Sorry, but I almost want you to not do well tomorrow, so Yuri can take his theory and shove it up his butt.”

“Wow, fifth grade bully language is a great look. Get your ass over here.”

“You gonna spank me?”

“Fuck, no. That’ll turn me on even more than your finger comment. We’re snuggling and going to bed.”

I checked my phone before plugging it in.

Yuri: How’d Ty take the news?

“Huh, Yuri’s asking about your reaction.”

Ty waved his middle finger around. “Tell him I’m thrilled.”

Declan: About as expected.

Yuri: You’ll thank me tomorrow.

Declan: We’ll see, boss.

I got up to quickly brush my teeth, then stripped to my briefs and climbed under the covers.

“You couldn’t shut the light off before flaunting your muscles in front of me?” Ty asked.

“You just came.”

“So? You’re practically training me to produce multiple loads.”

“Oh, am I?”

“Good night, Declan.” Ty pushed himself up to half-straddle me for a kiss.

“Good night, Ty. Can’t wait for tomorrow.”

“I hope you kick all their asses.”

“Thanks, babe.”

“Then you can have mine.”

Fuck, it was going to be a long night.

* * *

“Doing good so far, Declan.”

“Yeah, looks that way.” I said, taking a swig from my water. I was pretty happy, even though I was just eliminated from the pole vault. Looked like I’d end up in third.