Page 145 of I Choose You

I smiled and then squinted one eye. “I suppose.”

She gasped and slammed her hand on the table. “You got yourself that big beautiful dick, didn’t you?” She immediately winced, looking off the screen. “Sorry. I’m so sorry, Father.” Her end went off balance as she got up and moved to another study room cubicle. “Whoopsie.”

I was too busy cracking up to reply.

“You did, didn’t you?” she asked again.

“Yeah, but you know, there’s a man connected to the big and beautiful,” I looked around for a PG pedestrian, “dick.”

She crossed her arms. “And is the accessory to that BBD behaving and treating you right?”

“He is.” I shot her a mock stern look. “His name is Kaden. And he’s not an accessory.”

Rena grinned. “Well, tell me!”

“We hooked up.”

She frowned and tapped the screen. “You there? Did you freeze?”

“I’m here.”

She squinted at the screen. “That’s all I get? I just spoke of the phallus in front of a priestly man for one little line of details. I’m going to hell already, now tell me!”

After I stopped laughing, I cleared my throat. “It’s a lot to tell.”

“Give me the TLDR.”

“Okay, uh, I told him about the revenge plan that I couldn’t go through with. Stupid of me, really.”

She winced and nodded. “In hindsight, yeah.”

“Then he said he forgave me. Thanks for the heads-up. Let’s keep it business-only.”

“Wow. He really couldn’t just find a date?”

I shrugged. “I impressed his fam. So then an eternity of feeling like a guilty sack of shit about it. He’s aloof. And I realize I like him.”

“Of course.” She nodded sagely. “After the fact, of course.”

“Then I went to some shopping party thing at his dad’s estate.”

“Hey, I think I saw that posted on TikTok.”

I opened my eyes wide. “Um. Great.” Shit. I didn’t see anyone with a phone recording.

“Like the designers were showing the racks of clothes.” She cringed. “That must have been hell for you.”

I nodded. “Hellish hell. I tried to hide and sort of broke down. Then he came and found me.”

She rubbed her hands together and cackled. “Ooooh. My girl got naughty, didn’t she?”

“He asked for a reset too before I told him about the revenge plan. Then, you know.”

God, that mirror.

“Okay. I asked for the TLDR.” She nodded. “I’ll subscribe to your OnlyFans later. Then what?”

“More of the same. And then I invited him to my mom’s for dinner. We agreed we’re dating for real. And tada!”