Drew presses one hand dramatically to his chest.
“I’m hurt.”
I stare at him.
“Why?”
“Why?”
He looks around the kitchen as though somebody else might appreciate the depth of his betrayal.
“Because I basically made this marriage happen.”
I actually laugh.
“You did not.”
“I absolutely did.”
“Travers.”
“Who got into NULL at Haverhill's bachelor party?”
“You stole my authenticated device while intoxicated.”
“Details.”
“Extremely relevant details.”
Drew points at himself with both hands.
“Who invited Miss London Bridge to the wedding?”
“You.”
“Thank you.”
“Without my permission.”
“You were moving too slow.”
Kane starts laughing.
Drew keeps going.
“Who pushed you to actually admit you liked her?”
“You threatened to delete her from NULL.”
“That was later.”
“That was the same weekend.”
“Protective best-friend phase.”
“You told her I looked like I wanted to murder Sergei.”
“You did.”