“Motherfucker—”
Max.
Of course. That little shit must’ve stolen it. Probably figured it’d make a tragic prop for his ‘Garage of the Damned.’ Should’ve duct-taped him to the fog machine when I had the chance.
A staffer with a gimp mask that’s seen things slouches in. “Hunter #13? You’re holding up Group 4.”
Like hell I am—I stare at the assignment sheet. Payton’s Group 3. Group 4—who gives a fuck.
“Nah, I’m with Group 3.”
“Scheduling mix-up, I guess?”
I kick the bench hard enough to make the cheap plastic scream. “Fix it.”
“Hey, just play along or take a hike. Where’s your mask?”
I lean forward, stare him down. “I’ve got one. Somewhere.”
He tosses me a Ghostface mask that looks like it’s been used to strain pasta or stored under a frat house couch since the first Scream movie.
I hold it up by the edge. “How the fuck do you impress a bunch of horny ladies when you can’t even scare a third-grader with this?”
The staffer doesn’t blink. “Group 4. You’ve got three minutes.”
Tick-fucking-tock. Payton’s in the woods.
Fuck it. Bargain-bin villainy or not, I can make this iconic. Mask on. Shirt off. Now, for the war paint. Three practiced streaks down my torso—
Right pec: A crude arrow (points straight to my ‘I will end you’ face).
Abs: A single digit (middle finger, obviously).
Left hipbone: A tactical-looking slash, clean enough to pass for intentional and wide enough to hide the real scar.
Armed with my $29.99 Halloween Special, I shoulder past the staffer before he can open his fucking mouth.
He opens it anyway: “Wait.” And slaps a sleek, military-grade walkie into my palm—tactical ridges, biometric horseshit, and a screen blinking:
SYNCING TO HUNTER NETWORK …
“New this season,” he says. “GPS tracked, encrypted channels, voice modulation. Lose it and you’re paying retail.”
I thumb the modulator button and growl through the mask, “Test.”
The walkie spits it back as ‘Tzzzk—sssSSS.’
“Do I sound scary or septic?”
“Keep it on Channel 4 at all times for team check-ins,” the staffer says.
I flash him a smile and move on.
Out here, it’s just trees and the kind of quiet that knows how to stalk.
Perfect hunting weather.
A voice crackles through. “Hunter #13, where the hell are you? We’re live in ninety.”