Can’t fault him for that.
I close my eyes and draw a deep breath.
Thank you.
Feel free to invite me over.
You can express your gratitude
in a more tangible way…
LOL.
If you send an
eggplant emoji,
you’re never
living it down.
No emojis, baby.
Just the real thing.
The real thing is
very, very tempting.
But tonight’s an
anticipation night,
remember?
Pretend I just used
a sad-face emoji—
and go check your door.
My eyes narrow.
You better not be standing
there wrapped in a bow.
Because we made rules,
and if I break them,
I’ll feel terrible about myself,
and it will be all your fault.
Do you trust me?
Always.