Page 54 of I Wish He Would

Oh no. What’s wrong?

TESS

Do I need to look up the number for the St. Lucian authorities?

MALLORY

If you’re REALLY Alyssa, then tell me this.

What song did I catch you singing into your hairbrush in the bathroom mirror before you left?

ME

You said you wouldn’t tell anyone!

But no need to call the authorities. It was “Cruel Summer.”

MALLORY

It’s really her, ladies.

SHAYNA

Thank goodness!

KELSEY

What was with all the exclamation points then?

MALLORY

Something is definitely up.

ME

Obviously, you all know I brought Austin with me.

KELSEY

Duh!

ME

Well, as it turns out there’s only one room...

And only one bed...

SHAYNA

*gif of Schmidt gasping in New Girl*

TESS

This sounds like it would be Shay’s new favorite movie.

SHAYNA

It so would be!