Page 50 of I Wish He Would

HAYDEN

AUSTIN, IF YOU CAN HEAR US, BLINK ONCE

FLETCH

How did you graduate high school, man?

HAYDEN

Rude! Sorry for being the only one who cares about Austin’s well-being.

DAWSON

He probably is too busy making googly eyes at Alyssa to respond.

HAYDEN

HEY-OOO!

FLETCH

Is it too late to leave the group chat?

HAYDEN

You’re stuck with us until you find a girl you stick with for longer than a weekend.

FLETCH

Fantastic.

COOPER

Austin, will you please let us know you’re alive?

And save me from these nincompoops.

HAYDEN

HA! You said poop.

I shake my head at my teammates. They’re really more like family at this point. An extremely dysfunctional one, but what family doesn’t have at least a little dysfunction?

ME

No need to start gathering the ransom money.

HAYDEN

HE LIVES!!!

ME

No crazed fans.

And no googly eyes either.

HAYDEN