Whit: I'm not answering that.
JB: Your hand. Good to know. Do you have time to talk today?
Whit: I'm at the gym right now; will be back at 11.
JB: Just when I have to head to the stadium.
JB: It's late there. You up?
Whit: I shouldn't be. Watched your game. Good hit in the 6th.
JB: Thanks, didn't stop the loss, though. Max just didn't have the velocity tonight.
Whit: It happens.
JB: Cheer me up. What are you wearing?
Whit: Picture Attached
JB: Fuck. Catfish jersey ✅, soft bedding ✅, my favorite girl ✅. I want to be there so badly.
Whit: I want you here, too. Maybe not here as I don't want to scar my father.
JB: You don’t think he’d appreciate his daughter getting some world-class tongue action from his favorite catcher?
Whit: Never—and I mean NEVER—talk about sex and my father in the same sentence again. I will ghost you.
JB: 🫡 Yes, boss. Sorry.
Whit: You're forgiven.
JB: Does that mean you'll tell me what's under your catfish shirt?
JB: What? 😏 come on, don't get shy on me now.
Whit: Just... panties. Nothing else.
Incoming call: JB
Whit: We did it again.
JB: Did what?
Whit: The first time we've both been awake AND alone in two weeks. And we spent the entire thing phone-fucking while you talked dirty about how you planned to devour my pussy next time you see me.
JB: 🙋🏻♂️Guilty.
JB: But you weren't complaining last night. In fact, if I remember correctly, you said, “JB, please don't stop.”
Whit: I had questions. Real ones. About your family, and instead I ended up with my hand down my own panties. 🤦♀️
JB: In fairness you started it with the catfish shirt.
Whit: I'm not saying it was bad.
JB: I know it wasn't. I was there.
Whit: I just miss the talking. The actual talking, not all the texting. I never thought I'd be a person who says that out loud, but I want the whole thing.