Page 77 of Lovefool

FOSTER

I’m an equal opportunist, sue me.

AXEL

Damn. The greed they talk about in the Bible for real.

FOSTER

What? Everyone’s a little gay.

SUTTON

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CREW

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HARLAN

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AXEL

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KNOX

Nah, he’s actually right. Sometimes it feels good to stick it up the ass.

CREW

RIGHT. CHANGING THE SUBJECT. NOW.

AXEL

Can you please invest in a diary.

HARLAN

So, Lake is coming with us to Saint Paul?

SUTTON

I think so. Coach said a few members from the journalism club will be covering the game.

KNOX

Ugh, no fair. I want to bring my girlfriend.

FOSTER

Rub one out in her memory?

CREW

Why do you always make things so sexual?