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Team, let’s chill out. We know each other better now. We’ve got our main project coming up. We can look forward to working together in a spirit of collective creativity. We all want to learn the art of turning our skills and talents into professional employment. It’s what we signed up for when we applied for this course and I, for one, am here for it.

Jem Badhuri

You, for one, are the least professional person on this course. Ask Patrick. He saw you and Alyson kissing in the cutting room. He was disgusted.

Ludya Parak

Whoa! This group is getting wilder by the minute.

Patrick Bright

Now I told you that in confidence, Jem. That’s not our, or anyone else’s, business.

Jonathan Danners

Team members’ personal lives have no relevance to the project.

Jem Badhuri

Not even when one of them is married? What would Alyson’s husband say if someone felt he deserved to know and told him?

Alyson Lang

Is that a threat, Jem?

Jem Badhuri has left the group.

Cameron Wesley has joined the group.

Cameron Wesley

OK, so Gela says I have to re-join this Doodle nonsense for the final project. Any news?

Jonathan Danners

You’ve got the role of teamworker, Cameron.

Cameron Wesley

Too vague. I respond best to positive, forward-thinking job titles.

Ludya Parak

Teamwanker

Ludya Parak has left the group.

Cameron Wesley

Team leader or management consultant. I’ll speak to Gela. She knows I lose interest if I’m not in charge.

Patrick Bright

Team MMAM. We’ve cleared the air and I’m now leaving the group – temporarily – to concentrate on my research. I’ll see you all bright and early Tuesday, ready to refine our pitch to RD8.

Patrick Bright has left the group.

Alyson Lang