Page 52 of Sour Notes

Baby, your man's so gone for you he’d burn his own dick off before he hurt you. I’ve got no worries there.

Beckett

Love is in the air… oooooh love is in the air…

Mia

Nooooooo Fox.

Beckett

WAIT! What about the bachelor auction? Are you gonna ditch me too? This is too much pressure for a guy to take!

Swayze

FUCK

Mia

The what now?!

Kim

OMG there’s an auction?? No fair, I wanna go dammit!

Lucas

Same boo. For the record, Kim and I are grossly offended at being left out of such a momentous occasion.

I mean… have you seen me?? I’d raise bucks for your charities. Who wouldn’t want a date with the God of Thunder?

Axel

Baby god. Besides you guys had the option to buy tickets, you snooze you lose.

Lucas

I can still kick your ass, you know? You’re lucky I like you.

Axel

Ha, I’d like to see you try Sunshine.

Haven

While Team Testosterone duke it out I’ll explain shall I?

They’re auctioning dates with all the single guys Mia. Axel got out of it thanks to yours truly, but yeah.

Swayze

Imma need to try and get out of it tomorrow. Mia, if I can’t you’re gonna have to bid. I’ll pay whatever it costs but you HAVE to win.

Kim

Awwww he’s obsessed with you already.

Mia