Page 147 of Sour Notes

“God, yes.” She nods furiously, meeting my moves thrust for thrust.

“You’re going to think of me every time you use this toy, aren’t you?”

“Yes, you. Always you.”

Her eyes roll back and I can tell she’s close. I suck on her clit again, because if this is my last chance to taste her, I need another hit. Toying with her nipple, I drive the vibe inside her harder, the way I know she likes. Her breaths quicken and she tries to pull on the cuffs again with a growl of frustration.

“Look at me, Angel. I want you looking at me when you explode all over my dick.”

Her eyes snap back to mine, eyes sparkling, chest heaving.

She’s. So. Close.

“That’s it, baby. Let yourself go. I’ve got you. Show me how much you love my dick.”

Her eyes flare wide and the second I pinch her clit, she detonates. She comes with such force, she squirts, pushing the clone out while screaming my name so loud, there’s no way the fucker next door could’ve missed it.

I can’t resist the urge to kiss her as I uncuff her wrists, rubbing them to make sure the blood’s flowing okay. The second I climb into bed beside her, she curls right into me, resting her hand over my racing heart while her ragged breaths shudder through me.

“You did so good, Angel. So good. That was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.”

She mumbles something unintelligible, tightening her hold on me, and next thing I know, she’s fast asleep in my arms.

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MIA

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Dating How Don’ts

Giiiiirrrrl, I don’t know if it’s the ouzo or this new dick you’re riding, but whatever (or whoever—snort) you’re doing, keep doing it.

Your Dating How Don’ts list is already a hit. It’s trending everywhere right now!

You are on FIRE, Mia Monroe.

Maybe it’s time we talk about a raise…

J

From: [email protected]

To: [email protected]

Subject: Re: Dating How Don’ts

Hahahaha. I’m not sure Swayze’s joystick had anything to do with it.

Maybe I’m just that good.

Or maybe I’ve been on so many shitty dates that at this point I could write a whole-ass bible of what not to do! LOL.

And… I’ll never say no to a raise. I need therapy sessions to help recover from my mom’s revelations on this trip, and that shit gets expensive!

M