Page 40 of Untroubled Heart

GAGE:

Mason… please don’t tell me you saw some random woman feeding her child and you thought it looked hot cos a boob was involved.

GAGE:

Mase…

GAGE:

Your silence is not reassuring. Would you fucking answer me!

I shake my head as I respond.

ME:

Relax!! It was just a question. You sound very irritable. Have you not been able to reconvene with your love making yet?

GAGE:

I will hurt you.

ME:

That sounds uncalled for. Is this a good time to point out you still haven’t answered my first question?

GAGE:

*middle-finger-emoji*

ME:

Nevermind, I can probably guess anyway. You’re obsessed with your wife and anything she does. I’m gonna assume, yes.

GAGE:

I’m going to regret this, but WHY are you asking?

ME:

Just want to know if I’m the weird one

GAGE:

You’re definitely the weird one.

GAGE:

Also… yes

ME:

Have you tried it?

GAGE:

Yep. I regret this.

ME: