SERENA
Hell hath no fury like me when I’m hungry, tired, and overwhelmed.
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
—Serena’s Secret Thoughts
Hendrix
Did you tell him yet?
Serena
That I’m taking the position? No. He’s been in meetings all morning. I think he’s taking the King Corp. jet to the game tonight.
Hendrix
Any chance you’ll be coming with him?
Serena
Umm. No. That’s not how I plan to tell my father I’m dating one of his players.
Hendrix
Is that all we’re doing?
Serena
Not like I can tell him we’re fucking, Superman.
Hendrix
My handprint is going to look so pretty on your ass tonight, princess.
Serena
If that’s supposed to be a threat, you’re going to have to do better.
Hendrix
Does that mean you’ll come over after the game? It’s a short flight. I should be home by midnight.
Serena
What about Bodhi?
Hendrix
What about him? He thinks he had a sleepover with a very real princess.
Serena
Hendrix . . . I don’t know.
Hendrix
We’ve wasted so much time, Serena. Come over. I’d come to you if I could.