Page 81 of I Think I’m in Love with an Alien

FarfromHome: This is something I could have predicted. More probable than random.

Stargazer: Don’t be cranky, fun sponge. Now you have to take a turn.

FarfromHome: Why do I never learn?

Seeker: An excellent question.

Stargazer: FFH just pretends not to enjoy our talks, our group curmudgeon.

JazzyPlum: That sounds right.

JazzyPlum: I almost forgot to share my little obsession. 😅 I collect cat figurines from all over the place. Got a whole shelf dedicated to them! 🐱🐈‍⬛🏺

SquidHead: That’s so cute. Any rare ones? 🤔

JazzyPlum: Yeah! Just got a vintage Japanese cat statue from a flea market. It’s adorable AND creepy at the same time. 😍😳

Jeneticist: That sounds amazing!

Stargazer: Pics or it didn’t happen. 📸😉

JazzyPlum: Hold on… [Image attached] See?

SquidHead: Some serious cat-lady vibes. But I’m into it.

SquidHead: Are we allowed to go again?

Stargazer: All sharing is encouraged!

FarfromHome: I object to TMI.

Stargazer: I’ll be the judge of that.

SquidHead: I don’t think this is TMI. It’s just like that I enjoy playing basketball. 🏀…But let’s just say my talent lies elsewhere. 😅

Jeneticist: 😂 How bad are we talking?

SquidHead: Let’s put it this way—if there were trophies for airballs, I’d be an MVP. 🏆💨

Stargazer: Hey, it’s all about having fun, right? Plus, you’ve got those comic books to fall back on! 🎖️📘

JazzyPlum: We’ve all got our quirks, right? 🥰 Makes us who we are!

Jeneticist: Absolutely! This chat wouldn’t be the same without them.

Stargazer: Who hasn’t gone?

SquidHead: FFH, you still here?

FarfromHome: A random fact. I enjoy watching small lizards while they sunbathe. It is very peaceful.

Stargazer: You truly are a precious bean.

FarfromHome: Why are you calling me a bean?

Jeneticist: I think it comes from all of us being human beans.

SquidHead: There’s a joke in there somewhere.