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SquidHead: Wait, I never heard of that.

Jeneticist: Sounds good to me! But how do we prove we did the dare?

JazzyPlum: Pics or it didn’t happen.

FarfromHome: What if we don’t want to send photographic evidence of participating in this?

Stargazer: Then you better stick to truth. Booooooooooring.

Seeker: Fair enough. Start us off, Jen?

Jeneticist: I’ll start tame. Star, Truth or Dare?

Stargazer: Dare, obviously!

Jeneticist: Oooh. Spicy. I dare you to send a sincere compliment to someone in the group via private message.

Stargazer: I thought for sure I’d be eating hot sauce and crying. You’re too nice.

FarfromHome: Hmm. I find it hard to credit that you mean that, Star. But…thank you.

JazzyPlum: Oooh, wonder what she said!

Stargazer: That’s for me to know and you to find out. I pick…Seeker! Truth or Dare?

Seeker: Truth.

Stargazer: Have you ever had a crush on anyone in the group chat?

SquidHead: Ugh. I knew this would happen!

Seeker: Define “crush.”

FarfromHome: Even I know this.

Jeneticist: Don’t tease him.

JazzyPlum: You want their attention. You think about them often.

Seeker: Oh. Then yes.

Stargazer: So sweet! Who is it?

Seeker: I don’t believe I’m required to disclose that. Isn’t it my turn to pick someone?

Jeneticist: It is.

Seeker: JazzyPlum, Truth or Dare?

JazzyPlum: Dare. Do your worst.

Seeker: Record yourself playing the violin and share it with the group.

JazzyPlum: Give me a minute.

[Two minutes later, JazzyPlum sends mp3]

SquidHead: Wow, that’s beautiful. You’re so talented.