How vicious.
That last one makes me consider sucking his dick all over again.
Girl Gang Group Chat
Ruth
How are things going, Maren? Do you need help moving a body?
Brooke
I really freaking hope not. I just put on my pajamas.
Mariah
I could use a night out. I’m not saying go out of your way to commit a crime, but I’m also not saying I wouldn’t be down to help cover it up.
As long as I don’t have to change a diaper, I’m in.
Maren
Everyone knows the first rule of committing a crime is that you can’t tell anyone you committed a crime.
Brooke
That sounds a lot like I have one less brother-in-law.
Maren
He’s not dead.
Yet.
Ruth
Don’t kill him. If you kill him, Tucker will think I should come work in his department. And I’m not sure I can handle that.
Brooke
You’d rather work for Trevor than Tucker??????
Ruth
If you tell him that I’ll deny it until I die.
Brooke
Your secret is safe with me.
Mariah
So what I’m hearing is I’m not getting a night out.
Maren
No night out. I’m already in bed. It’s been a long fucking day and I just want to go to sleep.
Ruth