Morning, little Vi.
I bite down on a grimace and start typing.
Me
Really?
GOD
What? Thought you’d appreciate the throwback.
Me
You’re an asshole.
GOD
You say that like it’s news.
I flick a glance at Megan. Still buried in her phone, earbuds in now.
Another bubble appears.
GOD
You left water and painkillers. See, you DO care about me.
Me
Don’t flatter yourself. How you feeling?
GOD
Like my skull’s trying to escape through my left eye.
I roll my eyes.
Me
Glad to hear it. Also, how the hell did you get your number in my phone?
His reply drops instantly.
GOD
Easy. Your phone was on the nightstand. And your passcode is pathetic.
My jaw goes slack for a second. Wonderful. He knows my teenage-era code that I never changed. It’s been so long I’d forgotten what the numbers even stood for.
Me
I set the code when I was sixteen. Did you guess it on the first try?
GOD
Second. Tried your birthday first. Which was stupid.
GOD