Plausible deniability.
ME:
show off
JULIET:
Cal. How was it?
ME:
fine
GREYSON:
Reticence is my trademark.
PAISLEY:
I love when you use big words.
JULIET:
Guys, focus here.
MYLES:
Told you Jules picked the perfect person.
ME:
i was shocked you tried to set me up with one of your friends. the last time i asked you if i could date your friend you threatened to go all dixie chicks on me
JULIET:
That was Liz. We were in college. And you were in your playboy-extraordinaire phase chasing anything in a skirt. Of course I wasn’t letting you near her.
PAISLEY:
I forgot about that. Liz would have eaten you alive, Cal.
ME:
thanks for the vote of confidence sis
but youre right i was a jerk back then
JULIET:
Back to Hailey. Did you break her heart?
ME:
no im not her type and we had the “we make great friends” speech. first date is in the bag although it was weirdly like being on a date with my sister
not that ive actually done that unless you count our secret ice cream runs
MYLES: