Page 92 of The Mr. Right Checklist

Puts love above all else (HE DOESN’T REALIZE HE’S IN LOVE YET, BUT I HAVE FAITH!)

Isn’t afraid to talk about his feelings (WORK IN PROGRESS)

Romantic IN HIS OWN SPECIAL WAY

Good kisser GIVES ME UNFORGETTABLE KISSES

Will dance in the rain (HE DID!)

Wants tons of kids (NO, BUT I WOULD BE HAPPY WITH ONE. NEGOTIATE?)

As I read, the pain deepens. Did I fuck this up too badly to fix it?

Doesn’t mind my mess PUTS UP WITH MY MESS

Isn’t put off by my tangents and can follow along (HE CAN!)

Spontaneous after moments of consideration (HE’S A PLANNER!)

Steady and stable (HE IS!)

Will love me forever (I KNOW HE WILL. BUT HE MIGHT NOT REALIZE IT YET!)

Adventurous IN THE BEDROOM

Loves karaoke as much as I do SUPPORTS ME SINGING KARAOKE

Loves family (YES! MINE AND HIS!)

Loves animals (HE LETS THEM SLEEP IN THE BED!)

Lets me cut his hair (UNSURE?)

Lets me eat off his plate (HE’S A GREAT SHARER!)

Honest to a fault (ALWAYS!)

I wasn’t honest when I ended things, but I came clean. Please don’t let it be too late.

Comfortable in any situation (EXCEPT KARAOKE. WORKING ON THAT!)

Looks good in jeans or dressed up (AND NAKED! HE’S EXCEPTIONAL!)

Give me fireworks (ORGASM KING!)

MUST HAVE SQUEEZABLE PEACH

CALLS ME A CUTE NICKNAME

SAYS ALL THE RIGHT THINGS

Strong enough to sweep me off my feet

UNDERSTANDS MY NEED TO TALK TO MY PARENTS

Knows what I want and need most of the time

ISN’T AFRAID TO TELL ME I’M WRONG