Page 38 of Victory Lap

Baz

the litter has a COMMISSIONER. there’s a difference

Marchetti

nonna has asked if the cats are baptized. i don’t know what to tell her

Baz

tell her they’re old catholic. it’s a louisiana thing

Berger

LIVE from the boat: i showed a stranger the cats. she cried. the cats reach EVERYONE

also i demand print rights. museum quality. numbered edition

Tikh

the picture is approved. there will not be others

Berger

THE ARTIST IS DIFFICULT

Tikh

the fan accounts are not authorized. i am watching them

Berger

THE ARTIST HAS LAWYERS?

Baz

also official log update. the keeper recorded one (1) cat hair in the bowl. mishka has a permanent record now. we’re framing that too

Jensen

good cats

Murray

gas station update. the kids saw the cat post. they cheered again

Berger

also LIVE from the actual internet: hockey beat writers are running our cap math again. with names in it this time

Murray

they do that for every team in july

Berger

not with names

Thompson