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interest

Ash

love that. love the energy. Davis? Hájek? invites went out an hour ago

Davis

sorry cappy 2. conflict of interest

Hájek

i am already in a book club. you know this. everyone knows this

Ash

THERE’S ROOM IN A LIFE FOR TWO BOOK CLUBS

Davis

is there though?

Ash

Marchetti? you love stories. you ARE a story

Marchetti

cappy 2. i say this with enormous love. club business

Ash

THAT’S NOT AN ANSWER

Berger

i rated your founding announcement. six-two. a real club has a waitlist. yours has a vacancy problem

Ash

WE’RE EXCLUSIVE TO PEOPLE WITH OPEN HEARTS

Baz

i’m in if the snacks travel. can my attendance be spiritual

Ash

…attendance is ENCOURAGED

Davis. last chance. there’s a membership card. i’m making membership cards

Davis

you can’t bribe me with laminate

Ash

EVERYONE CAN BE BRIBED WITH LAMINATE