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First number is Tucker

Second number is Max

Third is Tank

Fourth is Sawyer.

Me

Why am I not surprised it’s the brothers that have an issue with their dicks getting zipped?

Sawyer

I didn’t even notice that.

Max

Seriously? Did your father not teach you how to put on underwear before your pants or is this a conscious decision you’ve both made?

Tucker

I’m going to play the dead dad card and say no, he didn’t.

Tank

That’s a little messed up, bro. And that’s coming from me.

Me

Is leaving this group chat an option?

Sawyer

Afraid not. You’re one of us now. So…what’s your vote? Sitting on a nut or zipping your dick.

Me

As a tried and true underwear-er, I’m gonna have to go with sitting on a nut.

Max

HA!

Sawyer

Thank god this is over.

Tucker

Whatever. Come back when you forget one day and zip that motherfucker up in a heavy duty denim zipper.

Tank

industrial zipper wearing ass.

Me