Page 63 of The Hallmarked Man

Anon9:

I have been arrested drunk driving but nobody give my miranda rites does this mean I can apeal

Dogger:

Miranda warnings are only given in the states you twat

AustinH:

my girl frend ‘s father spread rumors I done sonething really bad . how do I stop this do I need a lawyer

Kojak:

I can sort that for you no lawyers involved

Kibosh:

Have been accused of ‘inappropriate touching’ of work experience girl, suspended on full pay, would be grateful to hear of anyone else who has been subject of similar baseless accusation.

Belter:

Nonce

C2J88:

Nonce

Japh:

Nonce