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Audrey

tell your dick to chill out please

Ren

why don’t you tell him yourself?

Audrey

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Ren

you know saying that was a gamble, and i now realize it was a bad one

Audrey

lmaooo you’re ridiculous

also, did you know your sister and her hyperactive girlfriend are hosting their launch event at the inn? hunter told me at 10000 words a minute this morning and I think I retained like one detail. it’s gonna be really gay

Ren

hunter’s a talker, but she’s talked about how much she likes the inn lady a few times at dinner

Audrey

that makes me sound like someone’s 75 year old crotchety aunt

Ren

now that i’m smiling like a fool at my phone during my prep period… when can i come get the lightsaber from you?

Audrey

piper will probably be home tonight.

Ren

got it, no worries. We can try to do a sneaky pass-off on saturday.

Audrey

i was GOING to say maybe i can tell her i’m going grocery shopping for a few hours and bring it to you… wearing a different pair of thigh-highs for you to play with, if you want.

Ren

Audrey

i don’t know what that means

Ren

Audrey