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Gretchen

You should be doing work things right now.

Me

I’m wearing clothes, too. In case you were wondering…

Gretchen

I wasn’t.

Me

Give me something, Fish. I miss the hell out of you!

Gretchen

*insert pondering emoji*

Me

Still not using actual emojis, I see.

Gretchen

I’m wearing a skirt.

Me

Mmmm, what’s underneath that skirt?

Gretchen

You’re gonna regret this.

Me

I’ll be the judge of that.

Gretchen

Nothing.

Me

This was a mistake.

Gretchen

Enjoy the rest of your day, QB.

*insert winky face emoji*

I miss the hell out of you, too.

September

Twenty-four hours with Gretchen in Flagstaff was not enough.