Page 92 of Save the Date

Emma:Either way, we found ourselves, as newlyweds, gravitating toward a show about the inner workings of marriage in today’s society.

Will:Why do some marriages work while others—

Emma:Combust.

Will:And how can we make sure ours falls into the first camp?

Emma:Over the course of the next ten episodes, we will be interviewing married couples, divorcees, relationship experts and researchers to try to figure out what makes a marriage stick.

Will:And on top of all that Emma and I will be attending couples therapy together because Emma is a shill for her own industry.

Emma:I think what you meant to say is that couples therapy is a great resource for anyone who can afford it. And this feels like a good opportunity to shed some light on what actually goes on in sessions when it’s used as a preventive measure instead of as a Hail Mary.

Will:Sure. That too.

Emma:But before we dive in, we have to take a brief break for our sponsor, JointTaxes.com. Why file your taxes alone when you can file them together? Get married before December 31st and save!

Rustling of papers.

Emma:Is that the actual ad copy? I can’t say that. It’s ridiculous.