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What’s the Oh… about?
No reason, just picturing you getting out of the shower. You’ve seen my lower half, but I haven’t seen yours.
Are you asking me for a dick pic???
GOD NO! No. NO.
Well shit, you don’t have to be so aggressive about it, a simple no would have done the trick—and it’s not like I was gonna send you one.
Pfft. Yeah right. Bet you would if I asked.
Fun Fact: I told you I’ve never sent a dick pic.
How is that even possible?
Ever heard of a screenshot? You think I want my cock on the evening news? No thanks.
Bwahahaha I hadn’t thought of that.
Reality bites. I don’t do selfies, either, for that reason. I don’t need someone selling my personal pictures without asking me first. It’s weird.
It can also get a guy in a world of trouble.
How so? What do you mean?
You know how many players in college or the pros get drunk or act stupid and let some gold-digging cleat chaser post some shit on social media because they were drunk and stupid—and it totally fucks them over?
No. How many?
LOL a lot, that’s how many.
Wow, you learn something new every day.
Anything else you want to know?
Yes, actually. Why do you think your brother wants a girlfriend so bad?
I don’t think he wants one so bad. He hasn’t put in the effort to make me think he’s serious about it. I was more serious about it on his behalf than he was. But to answer your question…
I don’t think he’s as passionate about football as he was. Actually, I’m not sure it ever made him happy or if he was just doing it ’cause of our dad.
That’s really kind of…sad.
Yeah. If that’s really how he feels, he’s in a tough spot. But it seems like he’s on his way to figuring that shit out.
Is there anything you want to ask ME?
Hell yeah. Let me get my list…
Haha
Did you actually not like me when you first met me?
No, I did not. I thought you were obnoxious, and I thought you were doing it on purpose.
Nah, I wasn’t doing it on purpose. But I am actually obnoxious, so your feelings are valid. LOL
I appreciate that.
