Page 23 of How to Lose at Love

I would have done the same thing

Okay but for real, how are you?

Fine. Considering you and I were just having a conversation about whether or not I was wasting his time by dating him when I wasn’t sure…I shouldn’t be surprised.

Um, the point is HE DIDN’T EVEN DO IT HIMSELF.

I know, I know…

Well. Who was it?

You’re never going to believe me when I tell you.

Omg why are you keeping me in suspense TELL ME ALREADY

We were just talking about this person

K, can we not play this game where you give me vague clues and then I guess and get it wrong so you keep giving me vague clues? Just TELL ME OH MY GAWD

Dallas Colder

*Colter

Wait. For real?

Like Dallas Colter from the football team Dallas Colter?

The one and only, and he didn’t even flinch. Just ripped the Band-Aid off.

STOP. ARE YOU JOKING

Would I joke about something like this?

YES. YOU WOULD.

No I wouldn’t, but go on…

What’s he like????

He’s an asshole.

Obviously.

What kind of an asshole?

The usual kind?

You’re going to have to be more specific…

I would be if I knew what the heck you were talking about. How many kinds of assholes are there? Explain

The COCKY asshole, the LYING asshole, the SHADY asshole, the NARCISSIST asshole…need I go on???

I get the picture LOL

So which one was he? I picture him as the cocky type, probably doesn’t give a shit? Sort of smooth and suave so he can get into your pants.

I mean, it was freezing out so I couldn’t say if he was smooth or suave and wanted to get into my pants since I could barely tell what he looked like.