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Cj

Someone broke our brand new coffee table

But yeah, it was pretty epic

Penny

Ughhhh I’m so hung over

Who thought raspberry margaritas were a good idea?

Kenneth

Ollie. He said it was close enough to his birthday to count or something

Mason

It’s nowhere near his birthday…

That’s a terrible video. Were you having a seizure as you took it or something?

Penny

The whole night is a blur… but did I take my shirt off at some point?

Ollie

Yeah

You were on the coffee table and Gregory climbed up behind you and put his hands over your boobs

Of course, I think that just got you more worked up, ya boozy slut

CJ

My coffee table!

Penny

Omg I’m so sorry

I’ll buy you a new one!

Kenneth

Oh no, Ollie is the one who broke the table

Ollie

I maintain it was poorly made! One little jump from the couch shouldn’t have shattered the legs like that

CJ

WHAT THE HELL

Mason

Oh man