Wyatt:I like the brick oven myself. It’s why I had one put in at our place.
Noel:The one we never use.
Seth:Because we’re too busy boning.
Ford:What did I get myself into?
Maverick:Focus, boos, this is about Leo and Andy right now. Worry about boning your boyfriends and husbands later.
Dean:Mav said boning.
Maverick:How old are you again?
Dean:Old enough to know that I enjoy boning my fiancé and not to be afraid to tell you.
Saint:Mm, same.
Dean:Excuse me?
Saint:I didn’t mean boning Beau, I meant Asher. Relax. Beau doesn’t do anything for me.
Ezra:Okay, okay, enough sex talk. I’m on a plane right now, and as much fun as it would be to join the mile high club, again, I’d rather focus on this.
Felix:Ezra, you dirty dog.
Ford:Please, he’s the dirtiest.
Matthias:Is he?
Saint:Killian always struck me as being a filthy bastard.
Matthias:You’re not wrong, Saint.
Noel:MY EYES
Ezra:Don’t you dare leave this chat, Noel.
Leo:Um, hey, guess you need to start a chat that doesn’t include me.
Ezra:Shit.
Matthias:Fuck.
Dean:Oops.
Blake:Surprise?
Saint:Uh-oh.
Maverick:Don’t you dare tell Andy about this, Leo. Please, all I want to do is see him smile. He’s had a rough day.
Unknown:How did I get added to this chat?
Seth:Really, Ezra? Who did you add this time?
Ezra:Why do I always get blamed? It wasn’t me.
Leo:I added Parker. We’re friends now. They deserve to be part of the chat, too.