Matthias:I can’t get that image out of my head now. Mason and Watts.
Holt:Well, you need to, because it never happened.
Parker:Dear God, why?
Matthias:Sorry, sorry. I’ll let it go.
Matthias:Holt, text me later.
Felix:Is there a problem with swords crossing? Noel, Wyatt, and Seth are literally in a triad relationship. I’m sure there’s plenty of it. But feel free to fill us in if I’m wrong. Or provide photographic evidence. I have questions.
Ford:What is wrong with you?
Noel:We will not be discussing our sex life with anyone.
Seth:But I do have pictures.
Noel:Baby, don’t.
Wyatt:The pictures are pretty hot.
Noel:What did I just say?
Felix:Daddy’s mad.
*Noel has left the chat*
*Ezra has added Noel to the chat*
Noel:Damnit. I’m going to block all of you.
Ezra:You wouldn’t dare. I would immediately drive over to your house and read all the messages to you with a megaphone.
Seth:I love you, Noel, but I would love to see that happen.
Noel:Get your ass into this kitchen right now, Seth.
Wyatt:Can I watch?
Dean:Sorry I’m late. Give me a second to catch up.
Saint:Dean was getting railed this morning.
Maverick:Please don’t say railed and Dean together in the same sentence.
Ezra:Saint, you’re extra snarky today. I like it.
Dean:I mean, he’s not wrong.
Maverick:What is wrong with all of you today?
Ford:How much time do you have?
Chapter Fifty-One
Andy
A few months later