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Bellamy
I mean... your dad is a total DILF, so there are worse women to be.
Caitlin
I hate you.
Bellamy
You love me. Now get showered, get dressed, and get your shit together. I’m about to go into surgery and just wanted to check on you. You gonna be okay?
Caitlin
When am I ever NOT okay?
Bellamy
Last night?
Caitlin
Twat waffle.
Bellamy
I prefer French toast.
I look around at my mess and decide maybe I should have made French toast instead of chocolate chip cookies. Hmm... there’s still time.
Caitlin
I’m okay. I’ve already taken the dogs for a run and showered, and now I’m eating a perfectly healthy dinner.
Bellamy
The dogs don’t run, and neither do you. And you wouldn’t know a perfectly healthy dinner if it smacked you in your face. You’re baking, aren’t you?
Caitlin
Whatever. I’ve showered and gotten dressed. That’s as good as it’s getting today.
Bellamy
Triple chocolate fudge cake?
Caitlin
Ha! No. Chocolate chip cookies.
Bellamy
Now who’s the twat? You should have made them yesterday so I could have one.
Caitlin
You shouldn’t have left me.
Bellamy
