We are roommates, after all.
Or we were roommates, rather.
Do you text each other too?
Sometimes.
But you HATE texting
That is true.
You never text me back unless ur having a crisis
Yes. But you are an asshole.
How often do you and Cassie text?
I do not keep track of such things.
Our typical method of communication is to leave notes for each other on the kitchen table. That way I do not need to use this infernal device to communicate with her.
Sometimes she draws me pictures on the notes.
They are lovely.
She’s quite a talented artist.
In fact, she’s quite good at a lot of things.
I dont believe this
What don’t you believe?
You’re into her
You REPROBATE! How dare you?!
What?????
Oh. No, lol
“You’re into her” is just a modern figure of speech, bud
It just means you have romantic feelings for her.
Oh.
I see.
You’re still wrong, though.
Right, lol
Listen. How long have I known you?
I shudder to think.
Have you EVER talked with a woman more than once a month before