chapter
forty-nine
*The Dumbest Assholes Alive*
Jonah
everyone better be extra fucking sweet to my omega today
Spencer
Why? Is she sick? Did you hurt her?
I told Tristan it was too much for you to spend the night with her.
She was probably sore, and I doubt you held back.
Jonah
Fuck off, she’s PERFECT.
I cleaned her up and fed her another dinner before we went back to sleep.
But I had to leave her in bed to go to practice.
So you all better step up your cuddle game QUICK
Avery
say less
didn’t get to kiss her all night
some other motherfuckers have been hogging her.
Spencer
I can see to her, Avery. I don’t have class today.
Jonah
Ave, it’s *morning* what the fuck are you doing up?
And, Spence, did you SKIP A CLASS?
Avery
I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I love mornings.
Spencer
I canceled a class.
I did not skip it.
There’s a difference.