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“Jules! Oh my God, guess what.”
“Just tell me.”
“Ken’s not gay or a serial killer. He’s a masochist!”
I could hear Juliet rolling her eyes at me. “A masochist.”
“Uh-huh.” I nodded vigorously.
“So, you’re in some kind of S and M relationship with Pajama Guy now?”
“Uh-huh. And he gave me a key to his house!” I squealed.
“Well, that all sounds perfectly normal and not at all rushed.”
“Shut up.” I giggled. “You’re such a bitch.”
“Please tell me he calls you Mistress B.”
“Oh my God, why do I tell you things?”
“Mistress B, Queen of the Dark. You should dye your hair black.”
“I hate you.”
“And buy some nipple clamps.”
“I’m not the masochist here.”
“They’re not for you.”
“I’m hanging up now.”
“Bye, Mistress B! Happy flogging!”
